Claire’s Flair – Blog

• If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

• If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

• If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

• If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

• Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?

• Why do they call it “chili” if it’s hot?

• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

• If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?

• If cats and dogs didn’t have fur would we still pet them ?

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