Archive for the ‘kids’ Category

4
Apr

Evil Kids…

Oh my God I am in shock…After reading a very disturbing article in this mornings paper its scary the amount of evil you see in this world. The article was about a nine year old American girl who planned to murder her School teacher, the plan involved a few other class mates of the same age. In the article they actually show a picture of the bag the children had prepared containing the murder weapon ….a steak knife, a glass paper weight to knock her out, duck tape, gloves, handcuffs and so on.
I still cant believe children of that age would think of committing murder its shocking but true.

6
Mar

Communion suits for boys

Myself and my son Leon went shopping yesterday for a communion suit. I promised myself that I would not go over the top, as it is just for one day and the main thing is for him to feel comfortable and look good on his special day. Thinking it would be an easy enough morning haha I had it coming…Every single shop I went to had only a few suits left, poor Leon was so fed up trying on suits he started thinking that he was the problem…Very small fitting sizes and If I see another pinstripe I’ll go nuts. The funny thing was there was loads of girls communion dresses and accessories  whats up there??aren’t the boys communions as special???? Eventually we did find Leon a suit, but still we had problems though, the trousers have to be altered to fit, but I did end up getting a 25% discount at Debenhams, :-) and I almost got it for free haha… the lady on the check- out forgot to charge me but with my guilty conscience I had to tell her, after all imagine me bringing Leon to church to practise the ways of God in a stolen suit!!! 

2
Mar

Funny things kids say

1. Jack was watching his Mom breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: “Mom why have you got two?
Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”

2. Melanie asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Said Melanie, “If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.”

3. Steven hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. “I love you so much, that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.”

They crack me Up haha :)
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23
Feb

Funny things kids say!

Erica had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mam explained it was a childproof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, Erica asked: “How does it know it’s me?”

 Michael was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.” Concerned, Michael asked: “What happened to the flea?”

18
Feb

Charley

My daughter Charley has this fascination with dying at the moment its so cute, she asked me how she was going to reach
me if I go to heaven because its too high up….Ahh so sweet!!

30
Jan

My Brother’s Kids

My brother was bringing his two daughters to school aged 4 and 5.
He parked in the church grounds and his daughter asked if it was Gods house…
He replied yes it is…
Then she asked “well  why has God got three cars parked outside

I would listen to children all day they are so innocent!

30
Jan

Poor Charley…

My five year old daughter got really upset listening to a song yesterday…
Thinking about death and asking what way Her life would be without me, I so wished I could tell her id never ever leave her it broke my heart that a five year old worries so much about these things….
There is a wonderful innocence in children but its a tough job trying to keep it!!

just me